How I finally got it

She had this Nigella Lawson thing going for her, but not as posh and a little angrier. It was sexy. She had breasts like marshmallow.

She kissed like a vacuum cleaner and it was so bad it was funny. She kissed like a teenager with middle-aged lady lipstick.

Her engorged clitoris looked like a flower. When I told her that, she laughed and said she was glad I was a vegetarian, because it made me sweet.

When we were done and she was playing with my curly hair, she was glowing and I was smiling until forever.

That’s when it hit me, that’s when I finally understood the stupid proud smile I had seen men smile before. I got it now. How absolutely great it feels. To make a woman squirm in delight.

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